WooWoo Lockdown Questions!
The
lovely gang at WooWoo sent
me some questions via email recently, to be answered in a video, but
in all honesty I’ve been doing a lot of videos for various
platforms lately and I felt like doing a good old-fashioned written
interview… with myself?!
Before
we get deep here (ooh err) please check out WooWoo’s brilliant
range of not just condoms,
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Okay,
here we go.
Starting
with the
lockdown Qs…
- What’s your lockdown guilty pleasure?
My
daily live boogies to the ultimate cheese tunes on Instagram, and
Tyrrell’s sweet chilli and red pepper crisps*.
*I
am NOT
concerned
about how much I’m eating, I’m just so addicted to these
particular crisps I am ordering at least two ‘sharing’ bags every
week.
- What are you currently binge-watching?
I
have got through quite a few series since lockdown started (‘Friends’
brings me comfort while also being perfect for background noise,
‘Drag Race’ was a good Saturday night treat viewing via
Houseparty with my pals, ‘Queer Eye’ is good for a lunch-time
happy-cry) but my favourites are probably ‘Doctor Who’ (the best
escapism, rewatching from Chris E’s era; I’d forgotten how much I
fancied David Tennant in his Doctor days) and ‘The Vicar of Dibley’
(a cute pre-bedtime vibe; Dawn French is my queen).
- Top tips for surviving isolation?
Keep
in touch with your friends, treat yourself to something every day if
you need to (whether that’s adding another sharing bag of Tyrrell’s
crisps to your weekly shop, or enrolling in a life coaching course,
or finally buying that hunky crystal ring you’ve had your eye on
for months, OR just going to sit on your doorstep in the sun with a
coffee, and leaving your phone inside), and remember we are all in
different boats, but going through the same storm. It will get
better. All we can do now is stay home, and rest.
- Are you online dating/quarantining with a partner/how are you handling it?
I’ve
been with my boyfriend for over a year, but I didn’t let him
isolate with me because originally I was advised by the NHS not to go
out AT
ALL,
and I didn’t want him, a perfectly normal and healthy human, to
have to adhere to those restrictive rules too.
- What’s the first restaurant you’ll go to on a date, post-lockdown?
Ever
since they opened, I’ve wanted to try out Morelli’s, a new
family-run pizza place in Hastings Old Town. I regret never popping
in for lunch when I was working in the West Hill Arcade! So I’ll
drag boyf there first, I think.
- Which celeb would you most like to isolate with?
Taylor
Swift for the cute heart-to-hearts and cat cuddles, or Lizzo for the
badass yet kind energy, and daily boogies (oh my god, imagine a live
stream with her every day!?).
- How many times have you baked banana bread?
Not
at all, shockingly! Which is sad, because that is the one thing I can
actually bake pretty well.
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- Any podcast recommendations?
The
Scrubs re-watch show with JD and Turk, aka Zach Braff and Donald
Faison, called ‘Fake Doctors, Real Friends’. Always makes me
smile when I listen to it. Also, ‘Dear Hank and John’, which
always helps me with any anxieties. And ‘How to Fail’ with
Elizabeth Day. Arghh, I listen to so many, I could go on forever.
- Where’s the first place you'll fly after this?
For
the past few months I’ve been getting that intense hankering for my
second home in Australia, so maybe there. Or more likely somewhere
cheap in Europe. My pal Charlie and I were meant to go to Amsterdam
in late March, so we’ll have to make up for lost time there.
- Would you rather self isolate with no sex toys or no wine?
No
wine, easy! I only drink spirits.
And
now… for the self care/sexual wellbeing Qs.
- What personal quote / motto do you live by?
Don’t
ask, don’t get.
- Which three beauty products can’t you live without (including a WooWoo one)
WooWoo lube changed the game for me and my partner! I also love LUSH’s Cup o’ Coffee, as everyone who follows me on Insta will know, and my
Thursday Plantation acne gel.
- What advice would you give to your younger self?
Your
body is amazing. Look after it, appreciate it, and don’t compare it
to anyone else’s.
- What does sexual wellness mean to you?
Getting
what you want, as much as you want, and being open and honest with
what
you
want.
- How many times have you masturbated today?
2.
(I am writing this at 12 noon, so that may change)
- What's your favourite sex position?
The Speed Bump, AKA Lazy Bitch (named by the Come Curious ladies)... or sideways with a leg
up on a shoulder. Basically, anything that makes it deep.
- What’s been your go-to healthy meal to make?
I
have been really missing my ludicrously expensive Pret and M&S
salads, so I’ve started throwing together some quinoa, shaved
carrot, spinach/kale, sweet potato falafels/chopped cherry tomatoes,
hummus and tahini with pumpkin seeds sprinkled on top. Wanky, I know.
- Which Emoji best describes you?
The
full moon face.
And
now, for some Would
You Rathers…
- Would you rather have finger-sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?
This
is a weird one… I guess bigger nipples wouldn’t be too bad!?
- Would you rather not have sex for a year or have it every day of your life but not orgasm ever?
Would
I still come when wanking? That’s the real question. I just like
the sensation of sex sometimes and don’t always need to get mine
there and then, because I can do that myself. But then, I’ll
happily go a year without if it means I’ll come every time after
that. Wow, I’m overthinking this.
- Would you rather have a bell go off every time you're horny or never get horny?
I’ll
happily have a bell go off. Let the people know!!
- Would you rather live without music or live without tv?
Arghhh,
could I still have podcasts/radio at least? I’ll say TV, but
honestly it could go either way.
- Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button in your life?
Rewind,
definitely. I’d love to have the option to correct mistakes. Unless
pause means I can pause everyone around me and do whatever I please,
whether that’s pranking someone, running away or putting my feet up
at work.
- Would you rather be able to speak to animals or every language in the world?
Every
language in the world. Because surely that would include animal
languages, no? Hehehehe. But think how much good you could do if you
could communicate with humans from every part of the world? I could
be a proper peacekeeper! Ughh, but then speaking to animals would mean I could help them more, and I am a bloody passionate vegan... okay, it's gotta be the latter.
- Would you rather have the same phone forever or the same haircut forever?
Same
haircut. I could be a baldie my whole life, easy.
- Would you rather have eyebrows that never stop growing or eyelashes that never stop growing?
Oooohhhh,
I feel like eyebrows won’t affect my vision or irritate me as
much.
- Would you rather be a great dancer or a great singer?
Great
dancer. One of my life ambitions is to be on Strictly Come Dancing.
- Would you rather wake up next to your ex or next to a hungry baby tiger?
I
have so many questions about the logistics of this, but I’ll just
say baby tiger.
*
Thanks
for sending me the Qs, WooWoo! This was fun. And to everyone who,
like me, isn’t getting any during lockdown… I know the pain is
real, but it’s worth staying safe, and just think of the amazing
times we’ll have when we’re allowed out and about again!?
*daydreams*
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